Top Seven Reasons Why I Hate Cell Phones
1. I always loose mine.
2. I always leave it upstairs and it gets lost under my bed, then someone texts me and yells at me for not answering.
3. Touch screen means typos, which makes you ether loko liek anidiot or makes you say something you totally didn't intend to say, making me want to throw the thing out the window (but then I'd get yelled at again for not responding)
4. Not everyone checks their phone, which makes it an unreliable source of communication. So if I want to tell someone to meet me somewhere, I can't really know if they're going to reply.
5. People get way too offended too easily. So then you have to put ;) at the end to make sure they know you're kidding, or lol to make sure they know you're not actually yelling at them. If you send something a little too risky, then make sure there's :) at the end. And, no one really laughs out loud when they say lol or is really joking when they say jk.
6. Whenever I go out I feel like I should carry it with me. But the only times you bring it are when no one texts you.
7. Parents never answer their cell phones when you call them for something like "get apple juice at the store" so what if I'm actually dying on the other end? They may not pick up the phone.
